


oh hey let me just park my FUCKING SQUID
squid, what are you doing? you can’t park there, you are not a car, you are a squid. you don’t even have wheels.
Don’t listen to them, Squid. You can park where ever you want to, don’t like the haters tell you otherwise.
Pffft, My squid comes with leather seats.
(via electricbadger)

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED
skyhighfighting0ffthespaceships:
The hardcore way to eat ramen:
1. Boil water
2. Eat block of ramen
3. Drink boiled water
4. Snort flavored powder
5. Fuck bitches
I always eat my ramen like this…